Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Bed Time
With the exception of the Spy formerly known as Captain Hysteria, the bedtime as passed by the Agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y. is 8:30PM Eastern Time. Or at least that's the working goal when circumstances do not conspired against the poor agents.
Queen Elizabeth has decreed that her bedtime is 30 o'clock when the big hand is on the 6.
Queen Elizabeth has decreed that her bedtime is 30 o'clock when the big hand is on the 6.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
The Name Game Part III
Let me be known across the land that Cat who was formerly known as Queen Elizabeth who was formerly known as Queen McKenzie of Kenzie has now decreed that Queen Elizabeth has returned. Anyone referring to her Majesty as Cat will be thoroughly reprimanded.
Proof Positive
Ever since the trip to the place where the Clips are Great, the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. has been suspicious about the current Captain Hysteria. The AoD firmly believes that Home has been infiltrated by he who will now be known as Spy. The AoD formally submits the following as evidence.
1. Spy is a cry baby.
CH is known to attempt daring feats and very often he would fail and come running for first aid. Very rarely did, CH come crying unless there was visible blood. CH was fearless. CH could play Bite My Fingers for hours and never shed a tear.
Spy attempted to set up a tightrope with bungee cables. Spy tied one end to Fridge and the other end to Crate of Books. After several failed attempts to walk the tightrope, Spy jumped unto it and sent CoB flying to Floor. Spy came crying although nothing came anywhere near him.
Spy must be stopped.
2. Spy doesn't know the correct way to remove a diaper.
CH fully understand that to remove a diaper, you must grab one side and pull down with all your Hysterical strength unto the fastener separates from the diaper. Spy has no such knowledge. Spy grabs the diaper at the top center and attempts to force it straight down with no success.
Spy must be stopped.
Even with the evidence submitted the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. insists that Spy is really Captain Hysteria. AoM submitted the evidence that CH sat on the lap of the AoD as CH received his haircut. AoM further states that CH never left AoD's eyesight. AoD's dismisses all such reason with Powell's Razor.
For those unfamiliar with Powell's Razor, Powell's Razor is similar to Occam's Razor.
Occam's Razor postulates that "when given two equally valid explanations for a phenomenon, one should embrace the less complicated formulation."
Powell's Razors states that when given two wildly unequal explanations, one must embrace the one that is the most ridiculous, insane, most convoluted explanation.
Thus, this and the pictures are proof positive that CH has been replace by Spy. Let no one convince you differently.
1. Spy is a cry baby.
CH is known to attempt daring feats and very often he would fail and come running for first aid. Very rarely did, CH come crying unless there was visible blood. CH was fearless. CH could play Bite My Fingers for hours and never shed a tear.
Spy attempted to set up a tightrope with bungee cables. Spy tied one end to Fridge and the other end to Crate of Books. After several failed attempts to walk the tightrope, Spy jumped unto it and sent CoB flying to Floor. Spy came crying although nothing came anywhere near him.
Spy must be stopped.
2. Spy doesn't know the correct way to remove a diaper.
CH fully understand that to remove a diaper, you must grab one side and pull down with all your Hysterical strength unto the fastener separates from the diaper. Spy has no such knowledge. Spy grabs the diaper at the top center and attempts to force it straight down with no success.
Spy must be stopped.
Even with the evidence submitted the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. insists that Spy is really Captain Hysteria. AoM submitted the evidence that CH sat on the lap of the AoD as CH received his haircut. AoM further states that CH never left AoD's eyesight. AoD's dismisses all such reason with Powell's Razor.
For those unfamiliar with Powell's Razor, Powell's Razor is similar to Occam's Razor.
Occam's Razor postulates that "when given two equally valid explanations for a phenomenon, one should embrace the less complicated formulation."
Powell's Razors states that when given two wildly unequal explanations, one must embrace the one that is the most ridiculous, insane, most convoluted explanation.
Thus, this and the pictures are proof positive that CH has been replace by Spy. Let no one convince you differently.
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Of Haircuts and Abductions
As of yesterday morning, neither Cat nor Captain Hysteria had ever visited the land of Barber. It was agreed upon by the Agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y. that is was time to visit the place where the Clips are Great. Of course, before going the AoM took photos of Cat and the Good Captain.
Cat cheesing it up for the camera
The Good Captain and his curly locks
Upon returning home, these pictures were taken.
Cat After the Trip
the Good Captain After the Trip?
Although, the AoD was present for the entire trip it is his belief that:
1) $10 was paid and Cat came back the same
2) rather than cut the Good Captain's hair (and thus possible cause him to lose his Hysterical powers), the place where the Clips are Great decided that it would be easier to give the Good Captain the $10 and abduct a young cadet from a local military/ spy school.
For #1, you be the judge.
For #2, that school trains their cadets well. After many hours of questioning and monitoring along with the dreaded Tickle Torture, the cadet has yet to break character. The AoD is still monitoring the situation and thus far the young cadet displays all the powers and prowess of the Good Captain.
Cat cheesing it up for the camera
The Good Captain and his curly locks
Upon returning home, these pictures were taken.
Cat After the Trip
the Good Captain After the Trip?
Although, the AoD was present for the entire trip it is his belief that:
1) $10 was paid and Cat came back the same
2) rather than cut the Good Captain's hair (and thus possible cause him to lose his Hysterical powers), the place where the Clips are Great decided that it would be easier to give the Good Captain the $10 and abduct a young cadet from a local military/ spy school.
For #1, you be the judge.
For #2, that school trains their cadets well. After many hours of questioning and monitoring along with the dreaded Tickle Torture, the cadet has yet to break character. The AoD is still monitoring the situation and thus far the young cadet displays all the powers and prowess of the Good Captain.
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Conversation with the Queen
While watching the Three Amigos during the part where they summon the Invisible Swordsman by the Singing Bush, the Queen began singing with the bus.
QM : He's a colly food fellow, o he's colly food fellow.
Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. : What are you saying?
QM : He's a colly food fellow.
AoD : Colly food fellow?
QM : Yep, colly food fellow.
AoD : What's that?
QM : It's English.
AoD looking confused.
QM : You don't know it because it's only for kids like me and the Captain.
Then the singing stopped and the Queen continued to watch the movie.
According to guiness, He's a Jolly Good Fellow is the second most popular English song. Happy Birthday to You is #1 and Auld Lang Syne is #3.
QM : He's a colly food fellow, o he's colly food fellow.
Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. : What are you saying?
QM : He's a colly food fellow.
AoD : Colly food fellow?
QM : Yep, colly food fellow.
AoD : What's that?
QM : It's English.
AoD looking confused.
QM : You don't know it because it's only for kids like me and the Captain.
Then the singing stopped and the Queen continued to watch the movie.
According to guiness, He's a Jolly Good Fellow is the second most popular English song. Happy Birthday to You is #1 and Auld Lang Syne is #3.
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