Tuesday, October 24, 2006


The Queen's Remote

Queen McKenzie has become crazy with the power of the DVD remote control. Case in point: The Queen pauses DVDs when she has to stretch. As to not be considered too mad with power, the Queen walks over to the DVD player and pressed the play button on the machine to resume play.

Monday, October 23, 2006


Conversations with the Queen

Queen Elizabeth IV : D.A.D.D.Y., why do rabbits lay eggs?

Agent of D.A.D.D.Y : They don't. The babies are born alive.

QE4 : I saw a rabbit lay eggs.

AoD : The Easter Bunny doesn't count.

QE4 : Uh huh, Yes it does.

Thus the proclamation went out all across the land : "Hear ye! Hear ye! By command of her highness, Queen Elizabeth IV of Kenzie, let it be known that all rabbit lay eggs like the Easter Bunny."

Tuesday, October 10, 2006


The Name Game

Unbeknownst to Captain Hysteria, Queen McKenzie of Kenzie and Princess Gwen of Dolynn (but beknownst to their agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y.) each actually received a their middle name from a previous agent of M.O.M.M.Y. or D.A.D.D.Y.

PG's came from her agent of F.A.T.H.E.R's agent of M.O.T.H.E.R.

QM's came from her AoD's AoM who is named from her AoM's AoM and AoD. Coincidentally, the AoM's AoM's AoM also has the same name.

CH's came from his AoD who is name from his AoD who was named from his AoD.

Queen McKenzie has now declared herself Queen Elizabeth and would be officially Queen Elizabeth IV from the lineage of AoD (a cousin also has the name in respect to the AoD's AoM's AoM's AoM)

Some other name notes:
PG's AoF is named for his AoF.
AoM's oldest brother is name for her AoF.
AoD's sister is name for her AoM's AoM.
Of AoD's 7 uncles, 1 is named after his AoD and another takes a name from his AoM.
Of AoD's cousins 2 are name after their AoD's AoM's AoD. 3 are named for their AoD. 1 is named for their AoM's AoM's AoM.

Note: Any member of M.A.L.E can become a agent of F.A.T.H.E.R. Unfortunately, only a select few MoM become agents of D.A.D.D.Y. the same applies to members of F.E.M.A.L.E. and agents of M.O.T.H.E.R. and agents of M.O.M.M.Y.

Even more confusion?
Membership as an AoD, AoF, or AoM (both types) can switch due to time or circumstance.
AoM's (of both kind) can become Agents of G.R.A.N.D.M.O.M.M.Y. or Agents of G.R.A.N.D.M.O.T.H.E.R. both known as (AoGM) and can take on titles totally different from their official agency (this also applies to members of AoGD and AoGF). For instance CH, PG, and QM have Mommy (AoM), Mom (AoGM who also known as Nona), Mother (AoGGM), GrandMa (AoGM), and GrandMa C (AoGM). Up until August they also had a Nanny who was an Agent of G.R.E.A.T. G.R.A.N.D.M.O.M.M.Y.(AoGGM). And it's to her and Pap (and agent of G.R.E.A.T. G.R.A.N.D.D.A.D.D.Y.) and Pa Pa Larry (AoGF) and all the other former greats (and grands) out there that we dedicate this post

And that is the name game so that we never forget those that came before us.

Thursday, October 05, 2006


The Great Escape

Every morning, Princess Gwen makes her way to the Kingdom of School escorted by Queen McKenzie and the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. and Captain Hysteria watches in his Tarzan gear (a diaper) from the front window with a barely conscious Agent of D.A.D.D.Y.

Today,the AoD was especially groggy having been ousted from his bed by the Queen and CH. As the AoM left with the Queen and Princess in tow, CH took his daily vigil at the front window and then there was silence.

Suspecting that the good Captain was up to his usual shenanigans, the AoD walks into the room and notes that CH is missing and the front door is slightly ajar. Peering through the window, the AoD see CH in his Tarzan gear darting across the street and down the sidewalk chanting "M.O.M.M.Y.". The AoD bursts into action and out the door and down the stairs. It is only when the AoD catches the good Captain and takes in the morning chill that he realizes that he has darted out the house and down the street is his boxers and t-shirt.

A report was filed and delivered to the AoM and now all door locks are double checked by the AoD.



Princess Gwen of Dolynn loves her gloves. She loves them so much that she wears them inside the house and all about. When Princess Gwen visits the Kingdom of School that gloves are often left behind (and let's face it. It's October and still 80+ degrees and knit gloves are not needed). When the gloves are left behind, sometimes ... just sometimes, they become part of Captain Hysteria's wardrobe. This is what happens ....

CH visits the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. with one glove covering his right hand. (CH favors his left hand so his right hand is often the subject of cruel pranks carried out by the left hand.) The glove covering his right hand has 1 finger and a thumb in the thumb and 2 fingers in the index finger. The AoD correts this problem and CH is off.

CH returns holding the left glove in his left hand. On it goes and CH is off. CH returns with both gloves off. The AoD replaces them and CH is off. CH returns with both gloves off once again. The AoD replaces them and CH is off. It takes longer to place the gloves on CH's fingers than it takes from him to run away, remove them, and come back.

CH returns with .... socks. No gloves this time, just socks and CH wants them on his hands. On one goes and CH wonders where the little fingers went as it has now been replaced with a paw. On goes the second one and CH complains because the line on the socks isn't correctly running across his fingers. The AoD moves it around and please the dear Captain and he's off.

2 seconds later, the good Captain returns for a drink ... no socks,no gloves, just little fingers holding a cup waiting for a cold red drink of black cheery goodness.

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