Thursday, October 05, 2006

 

The Great Escape

Every morning, Princess Gwen makes her way to the Kingdom of School escorted by Queen McKenzie and the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. and Captain Hysteria watches in his Tarzan gear (a diaper) from the front window with a barely conscious Agent of D.A.D.D.Y.

Today,the AoD was especially groggy having been ousted from his bed by the Queen and CH. As the AoM left with the Queen and Princess in tow, CH took his daily vigil at the front window and then there was silence.

Suspecting that the good Captain was up to his usual shenanigans, the AoD walks into the room and notes that CH is missing and the front door is slightly ajar. Peering through the window, the AoD see CH in his Tarzan gear darting across the street and down the sidewalk chanting "M.O.M.M.Y.". The AoD bursts into action and out the door and down the stairs. It is only when the AoD catches the good Captain and takes in the morning chill that he realizes that he has darted out the house and down the street is his boxers and t-shirt.

A report was filed and delivered to the AoM and now all door locks are double checked by the AoD.

Comments:
BWAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!

Dude, I love these stories.

Mike
 
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