Friday, August 25, 2006

 

KenzieSpeak

Beaver
an increased body temperature

used in a sentence
Does Captain Hysteria need medicine because he has a beaver?

Saturday, August 05, 2006

 

Divine Justice

Princess Gwen and Queen McKenzie were sent to bed. Minutes later the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. hears scurrying in the darkness that has shrouded Kidroom. The AoD goes to investigate. AoD sees the Queen scurrying back into the Land of Dolynn. The Princess is soon located on the side of the Shelf.

You see, the top of Shelf is about 7 feet of the floor and thus where banned items are stored. Bankets, puppets, pillows ... right now they are all on Shelf's top. This is what the Royal Duo were after. Back to the tale of divine justice....

As the AoD stood there staring at the Princess, the Princess, hanging there from the side of Shelf, began rapidly spitting out her tale of woe while attempting to climb down in the darkness.
BOOM!
The Princess fell the remaining 3 feet to the floor and on top of the toys that the Royal Duop neglected to pick up before going to bed.
That, my friends, is divine justice.

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