Thursday, June 14, 2007
Conversations with the Queen: Short People
In House, all cereal is stored on top of Fridge. With that is mind, here's the latest conversationwith Queen McKenzie.
Queen McKenzie: I can't reach the cereal.
Agent of D.A.D.D.Y.: That's because you're a midget.
QM: What's a midget?
AoD: A short person.
QM hops into the land of KidRoom where Captain Hysteria, Princess Gwen and visiting Cousin Eli are playing.
QM: Hey, guess what? I'm a midget and a midget is a short person.
Queen McKenzie: I can't reach the cereal.
Agent of D.A.D.D.Y.: That's because you're a midget.
QM: What's a midget?
AoD: A short person.
QM hops into the land of KidRoom where Captain Hysteria, Princess Gwen and visiting Cousin Eli are playing.
QM: Hey, guess what? I'm a midget and a midget is a short person.
Friday, June 01, 2007
OCD Queen
Queen McKenzie has decreed that the end the Queen's shoe laces must be the same length.
To comply with this newest decree, the Queen has unlaced the laces of the Queen's shoe to re-lace them. When the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. brought up the fact that the length of the laces don't matter, the Queen's response was, "It does too matter. Everything matters. You're not the boss of me."
And thus the AoD left the Queen to her constant re- lacing, but the AoD subscribes to the notion that if it doesn't matter, it's not worth debating with a 5 year old .
To comply with this newest decree, the Queen has unlaced the laces of the Queen's shoe to re-lace them. When the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. brought up the fact that the length of the laces don't matter, the Queen's response was, "It does too matter. Everything matters. You're not the boss of me."
And thus the AoD left the Queen to her constant re- lacing, but the AoD subscribes to the notion that if it doesn't matter, it's not worth debating with a 5 year old .
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