Friday, June 16, 2006


The Perfect Wipe

The Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. took it upon himself to do a follow-up on Queen McKenzie visit to the Land of Bath wherein the AOD found unused TP torn from the roll and discarded upon the floor. Thus the Queen was brought in for questioning.

AOD: Why is there TP on the floor in the Land of Bath?
QM: It's was torn.
AOD: That's because you tore it.
QM: No, it's torn.
The Queen runs over a picks up several discarded sheets and brings them over for closer inspection and gives them to the AOD.

You see, the Queen was in search of the perfect wipe, so every piece that did not tear along the perforation was deemed unworthy and thus tossed to the floor. Royalty demands perfection.

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