Monday, October 23, 2006
Conversations with the Queen
Queen Elizabeth IV : D.A.D.D.Y., why do rabbits lay eggs?
Agent of D.A.D.D.Y : They don't. The babies are born alive.
QE4 : I saw a rabbit lay eggs.
AoD : The Easter Bunny doesn't count.
QE4 : Uh huh, Yes it does.
Thus the proclamation went out all across the land : "Hear ye! Hear ye! By command of her highness, Queen Elizabeth IV of Kenzie, let it be known that all rabbit lay eggs like the Easter Bunny."
Agent of D.A.D.D.Y : They don't. The babies are born alive.
QE4 : I saw a rabbit lay eggs.
AoD : The Easter Bunny doesn't count.
QE4 : Uh huh, Yes it does.
Thus the proclamation went out all across the land : "Hear ye! Hear ye! By command of her highness, Queen Elizabeth IV of Kenzie, let it be known that all rabbit lay eggs like the Easter Bunny."
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