Thursday, December 14, 2006
Proof Positive
Ever since the trip to the place where the Clips are Great, the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. has been suspicious about the current Captain Hysteria. The AoD firmly believes that Home has been infiltrated by he who will now be known as Spy. The AoD formally submits the following as evidence.
1. Spy is a cry baby.
CH is known to attempt daring feats and very often he would fail and come running for first aid. Very rarely did, CH come crying unless there was visible blood. CH was fearless. CH could play Bite My Fingers for hours and never shed a tear.
Spy attempted to set up a tightrope with bungee cables. Spy tied one end to Fridge and the other end to Crate of Books. After several failed attempts to walk the tightrope, Spy jumped unto it and sent CoB flying to Floor. Spy came crying although nothing came anywhere near him.
Spy must be stopped.
2. Spy doesn't know the correct way to remove a diaper.
CH fully understand that to remove a diaper, you must grab one side and pull down with all your Hysterical strength unto the fastener separates from the diaper. Spy has no such knowledge. Spy grabs the diaper at the top center and attempts to force it straight down with no success.
Spy must be stopped.
Even with the evidence submitted the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. insists that Spy is really Captain Hysteria. AoM submitted the evidence that CH sat on the lap of the AoD as CH received his haircut. AoM further states that CH never left AoD's eyesight. AoD's dismisses all such reason with Powell's Razor.
For those unfamiliar with Powell's Razor, Powell's Razor is similar to Occam's Razor.
Occam's Razor postulates that "when given two equally valid explanations for a phenomenon, one should embrace the less complicated formulation."
Powell's Razors states that when given two wildly unequal explanations, one must embrace the one that is the most ridiculous, insane, most convoluted explanation.
Thus, this and the pictures are proof positive that CH has been replace by Spy. Let no one convince you differently.
1. Spy is a cry baby.
CH is known to attempt daring feats and very often he would fail and come running for first aid. Very rarely did, CH come crying unless there was visible blood. CH was fearless. CH could play Bite My Fingers for hours and never shed a tear.
Spy attempted to set up a tightrope with bungee cables. Spy tied one end to Fridge and the other end to Crate of Books. After several failed attempts to walk the tightrope, Spy jumped unto it and sent CoB flying to Floor. Spy came crying although nothing came anywhere near him.
Spy must be stopped.
2. Spy doesn't know the correct way to remove a diaper.
CH fully understand that to remove a diaper, you must grab one side and pull down with all your Hysterical strength unto the fastener separates from the diaper. Spy has no such knowledge. Spy grabs the diaper at the top center and attempts to force it straight down with no success.
Spy must be stopped.
Even with the evidence submitted the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. insists that Spy is really Captain Hysteria. AoM submitted the evidence that CH sat on the lap of the AoD as CH received his haircut. AoM further states that CH never left AoD's eyesight. AoD's dismisses all such reason with Powell's Razor.
For those unfamiliar with Powell's Razor, Powell's Razor is similar to Occam's Razor.
Occam's Razor postulates that "when given two equally valid explanations for a phenomenon, one should embrace the less complicated formulation."
Powell's Razors states that when given two wildly unequal explanations, one must embrace the one that is the most ridiculous, insane, most convoluted explanation.
Thus, this and the pictures are proof positive that CH has been replace by Spy. Let no one convince you differently.
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