Thursday, March 22, 2007
Circle, Mixed and Baked
When dealing with Queen Elizabeth who is now known as Violet, every now and again she will request bacon and eggs for breakfast (or lunch). Before beginning thr preparation for the eggs, who must ask QEWINKAV how she wants her eggs. If you don't and just prepare them as you wish, she will not eat them and you are back to square one. If you do ask you will get one or more of the following requests: circle, mixed, or baked. Those may be modified with "with the yellow stuff moving" or "no yellow stuff." From there you must translate KenzieSpeak into English.
Circle when it refers to an egg means hard boiled. Mixed, of course, is scrambled. Baked is one that often comes with the modifiers.
Baked with the yellow stuff moving is KenzieSpeak for eggs over medium
Baked with no yellow stuff is KenzieSpeak for a eggs over hard.
Baked with no modifier is a simple fried egg.
There is also circle with the yellow stuff moving which is simply KenzieSpeak for soft boiled eggs.
Of course, the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. takes no credit for the turn of events as the AoD only prepared mixed eggs. The Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. introduced the concept of choice into simple bacon and eggs and thereby has forced the AoD into becoming a short order cook.
FYI: Queen Elizabeth has now taken the name Violet after Milla Jovovich's charater from the movie Ultraviolet. The rumor has it that the AoD will watch any movie that features Milla (even the lackluster Messenger) and thus the Queen has been unduly influenced by this behavior. The AoM refuses to acknowledge the Queen's new name. The AoD attributes this behavior as some sort of jealousy over the AoD apparent "obsession" with Milla. Despite what Spy may say no one (and especially not the AoD) is instructing Spy to refer to Milla as MillaMommy. Spy we all know is a crafty interloper and should not be trusted.
Circle when it refers to an egg means hard boiled. Mixed, of course, is scrambled. Baked is one that often comes with the modifiers.
Baked with the yellow stuff moving is KenzieSpeak for eggs over medium
Baked with no yellow stuff is KenzieSpeak for a eggs over hard.
Baked with no modifier is a simple fried egg.
There is also circle with the yellow stuff moving which is simply KenzieSpeak for soft boiled eggs.
Of course, the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. takes no credit for the turn of events as the AoD only prepared mixed eggs. The Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. introduced the concept of choice into simple bacon and eggs and thereby has forced the AoD into becoming a short order cook.
FYI: Queen Elizabeth has now taken the name Violet after Milla Jovovich's charater from the movie Ultraviolet. The rumor has it that the AoD will watch any movie that features Milla (even the lackluster Messenger) and thus the Queen has been unduly influenced by this behavior. The AoM refuses to acknowledge the Queen's new name. The AoD attributes this behavior as some sort of jealousy over the AoD apparent "obsession" with Milla. Despite what Spy may say no one (and especially not the AoD) is instructing Spy to refer to Milla as MillaMommy. Spy we all know is a crafty interloper and should not be trusted.
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