The All True Adventures of the Agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y

Every time the Agents are convinced that Spy is truly Spy, Spy decided to do some thing that only Captain Hysteria would do. Such as:

Eating powdered coffee creamer.

CH and Spy are both partial to hazelnut coffee creamer. No container of coffee creamer has EVER been finished off by anyone other than CH. The newest container of hazelnut to enter House has been recently disposed of by Spy. By disposed of, we, of course, mean Spy poured the creamer directly into the gaping mouth of Spy until overflowing. Once overflowing Spy then spits a huge puff of creamer all over Kitchen and then pours the remaining creamer onto the counter.

This pattern has continues into spices (such as parika, Italian seasoning, garlic powder and cinnamon, although it's only happened once with chili powder for some odd reason) and powder like cheeses (like Parmesan)