Monday, January 22, 2007

 

Lessons Learned: War

Unable to find diplomatic solutions, The Princess, the Queen, and the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y went to War. All three began with near equal military numbers with the AoD only having one less division than his royal counterparts.

The Princess's force of was composed mostly of low ranking officers. They fought valiantly, but soon surrendered to the combined onslaught of the AoD and the Queen.

In the meantime, the Queen built a superior force with many high ranking officers and lots and lots of low ranking officers. As result, the AoD of was forced to fight a guerrilla war. The AoD used his high ranking officers to slowly engage and capture the forces of the Queen.

Battle after battle was fought. The Queen was armed with a vastly superior army. Battle weary, the AoD was down to less than 15 soldiers. The AoD announced to his soldiers that if they continued to fight the good fight and avoided heavy losses, it was possible to win the war through attrition.

The war waged on and on and on and on.

The Queen soon grew bored with war and surrendered to the guerrilla tactics of the AoD. All is once again peaceful in the land. The Queen and the Princess decided to seek out the Old Maid and Go Fishing

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