Tuesday, November 28, 2006

 

Captain Hysteria and the Black Cat

In the peaceful days before the land of home was visited upon by Captain Hysteria, Queen McKenzie had just established the land of Kenzie. In the land of Kenzie, the Queen established a black pool of ooze that was of the Queen's making from the private black ooze belonging the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. And thus the black ooze came unto the land of Kenzie.

Every now and again, the AoD found that he had need of black ooze, so the AoD contacted his friend by the name of Dick Blick. Dick Blik informed the AoD that he had just the thing and this thing was called Black Cat.

The Black Cat has the ability to supply 1 pint of black ooze. As this was more black ooze than the AoD needed (and Captain Hysteria was now about), the AoD decided that he must protect the Black Cat from the Good Captain and the Queen. To protect the Black Cat, the AoD placed the Black Cat inside a pencil box. He then placed the pencil box inside a Rubbermaid container. he then placed the Rubbermaid container under the coffee table that is stuck in the far corner in the Headquarter shared by the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y and D.A.D.D.Y.

And thus the Black Cat lay only to be acknowledged when the AoD made his annual pilgrimages to the C.O.N.S. As the last pilgrimage to the C.O.N.S. was made in mid September, the Black Cat was lay in hibernation, awaiting it's next use.

This is where the Good Captain comes in.

The Good Captain decided that the Black Cat was lonely and with his Hysterical Sight, CH located the Black Cat in the pencil box in the Rubbermaid container under the coffee table in the far corner of the HSBtAoMaD. The Black Cat not used to the presence of the Good Captain was scared out of its wits and therefore spewed forth the entire pint of black ooze.

Here are the photos documents as taken by the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. and prepared by the AoD.




Clothing and bedding in the HSBtAoMaD





The Carpeted Ooze




Ooze Infested Corner of a Mattress in the HSBtAoMaD




Ooze Infested Captain Hysteria



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