The All True Adventures of the Agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y

This morning Captain Hysteria decided to torment Queen McKenzie with the Spoon. The Spoon is a black plastic utensil somewhere between a spoon and a ladle. Every now and then the Captin locates this weapon and uses it to even the odds. Today, the Queen came running to the Agent of D.A.D.D.Y. crying because CH was hitting her with the Spoon. The Agent told CH to stop hitting people with the Spoon. CH looked at the Agent and hit himself in the head with the Spoon.

"Ouch, ouch, ouch," the Captain exclaimed as he continued to pummel himself with the Spoon.

The Agent shook his head. It was to be a long day as it's only 9 AM.