The All True Adventures of the Agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y

Captain Hysteria has developed an interesting habit. You see, CH spends most of his time inside dressed only in his Hysteria Loincloth (HL aka diaper). When CH decides that it's time to leave the relative security (air conditioning) of the House and venture outside, CH grabs a shirt and his shoes and demands to be dressed. Once CH is dressed in said shirt and shoes (no pants), CH then runs to the door. CH then grabs at the doorknob and/or waits for the door to be opened. If an attempt is made to shove CH into pants or to otherwise cover his HL, CH runs away.

This is the prospect that yo face every time, it's time to go bye-bye.