Friday, July 28, 2006

 

The Importance of Naps

Captain Hysteria requires a daily nap. No matter what CH tells you, he requires a daily nap. If you are smart this daily nap will occur before 4PM. If you are lucky and it doesn't occur before 4PM, maybe when CH passes out at 8PM ... maybe just maybe he will sleep through the night. However, if you are an agent of D.A.D.D.Y. then you are never lucky and this means that the CH misses his nap and then goes down at 7PM. If CH goes down at 7PM, then CH will be revitalized by 9PM (if you're lucky) or 10PM (if you're just really, really unlucky).

Yesterday, CH mussed his midday nap and was down at 7PM.
This, of course, meant he was back up and on the move afer 10PM. That means he's full of Hyper Hysterical Energy. This means that the AoD was in for a long night.

Captain Hysteria was down for the count by 1:30 AM.

During this time....

CH visited the Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. as the AoM slumbered and emptied her purse (three times).

CH climbed the counter and threw the spices on the floor (two times).

CH ran around the room in circles (too many times to count).

CH climbed the AoM's computer chair (120 times).

CH pushed over the AoM's computer chair (121 times).

CH pushed the antenna off the TV (7 times).

CH climb the computer room table (351,673 times).

CH knocked over the playpen of toys (1 time).

CH climbed on the microwave table (85 times).

All this would be enough to put a normal child to sleep. However, not CH. To top off his night's adventures he decided to pit his Hysterical Strength against the AoM's Impervious Eye Glasses. While the AOMIEG won the battle, they did walk away unscathed as the Hysterical Strength was strong enough to twist them into a W shape with the lenses at a right angle.

While the AoD informed the AoM about the state of the AOMIEG, CH topped off his night by dousing the computer table with bug spray.

The destruction that the good Captain wrought has now been cleansed. The AOMIEG were successfully adjusted back to their previous shape (at no cost; adjustments are free) by the kind folks a Lenscrafters.

Today the good Captain had a nap before 3:30PM, so all should be safe in the land tonight.

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