Friday, April 07, 2006

 

My Cheese

As previously reported, Captain Hysteria now has the ability to open the interior doors. This gives the good Captain access to the Land of Bath. CH's favorite activity in the Land of Bath (after bathing, splashing in the toilet, and some times bathing in the toilet) is brushing his teeth.

To brush his teeth, the good Captain must first climb unto the sink. CH then grabs his brush and opens up the medicine cabinet (which holds no medicine) . From the medicine cabinet, CH extracts the Paste of Tooth. The PoT is then rubbed unto the brush and he proceeds to brush his teeth complete with spitting. CH however is standing on the sink as he spits and thus all the spittle lands on the medicine cabinet mirror.

Upon completion, CH is unable to climb down fromt he sink and thus an agent must be sent to retrieve the good Captain. Why the good Captain is unable to climb down from the sink after brushing his teeth is a mystery as he able to climb down on eveyr other occassion. The agents believe it's becaause he like showing off his fine spittle work on the mirror.

After being free from the sink (and after the agent cleans up the spittle work), the good Captain can be seen running around with a big old smile. CH will then run up to everyone exclaiming "Look! My Cheese."

Comments:
I been trying to sell him for 2 years, but everytime I get a buyer the agent of M.O.M.M.Y. interferes.
 
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