Tuesday, January 17, 2006

 

Hysteria Night

It's been a long night for Captain Hysteria as he decided that he just wasn't going to go to bed. Everyone else was asleep so the agent of D.A.D.D.Y. was left with the task of putting CH down. Not being one to go quietly, CH decided to go into Kidroom and in the darkness enter the land of Dolynn. Not being able to find his way out of the land of Dolynn, CH let out the HysteriaWail so the agent would come running lest the Queen and Princess be awakened.

Now exiled from the land of Dolynn, CH decides to create a pool for a toys in a bowl in KitchenSink. Hearing the splashes the sluggish agent comes in to foil the nefarious plans of Ch once again.

After sitting quietly with the agent (aka screaming and kicking while the agent tries to put him to sleep), CH cries for the agent of M.O.M.M.Y. This agent is (of course) fast asleep so CH climbs into bed with her. While sitting on the bed, the Evil Dr. Alarm Clock smiles at CH. Aware of EDAC nefarious plan to wake everyone from sleep in the morning, CH grapples with EDAC. The struggle catches the attention of the agent of D.A.D.D.Y. and he rescues EDAC from the hand so f CH.

Not having thwarted the plans of EDAC, CH decides to rescue Picture from the Vile Crate of Doom. The Crate of Doom sits beside the agent of M.O.M.M.Y.'s computer and is filled with various and asundry items such as inhalers and a Polaroid camera and stickers and various other items that CH must continuos save. CH fights a never ending battle against the CoD and tonight CH won as CoD came crashing to the floor.

Having once again been reprimanded by the agent CH once again slithers from the agent's grip (i.e. kicked and screamed loud enough to wake the dead) and once again found himself in KitchenSink standing a top RollingChairJr. The agent scooped him up.

CH entered Kidroom. The agent followed. CH went back to the crate. The agent followed. Knock over M.O.M.M.Y's chair ... the agent is there ... beat up the agents of D.I.A.P.E.R. ... the agent of D.A.D.D.Y. is there. TV... agent. CoD...agent. KitchenSink...agent.

Soon CH has nothing new to do and nowhere left that the agent can not follow him to. Tired the agent admits defeat and resigns himself to the endless night of torture.


And then the agent realizes CH is nowhere to be found so the search begins ...
Kidroom? nope. KitchenSink? nope. CoD? Nope. Chair? nope. Land of Bath? Nope.
Where could CH be? A sense of dread fills the agent as CH has now probably played Dump the Wet Coffee Grounds on the Floor or Change the Bear of Care to the Poo Bear of Care or any such apparently hilarious Hysteria game.

Resigned to spending the morning cleaning up the wreckage the agent heads back to headquuarters to rest...
Lo and behold there is CH fast asleep.
Apparently, CH had tried to invade the M.O.M.M.Y and D.A.D.D.Y. Headquarters one more time, bnut was unable to completely storm the Bed before the sweet caress of sleep overtook him. There he was on the edge of Bed with his little heade and arms and barely over the top and his legs dangling fast asleep.

The agent of D.A.D.D.Y place CH in Bed with the agent of M.OM.M.Y. and sat down to relax because he knows that this only serves to recharge the HysteriaCells and CH will be back all too soon.

Comments:
One agency wants one more. The other agency is undecided. The agency have picked up chatter threatening their wellbeing if another tot comes along.

Stay tuned...
 
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