Monday, January 02, 2006

 

Captain Hysteria New Year

For all those that want to know how the new year is with Captain Hysteria this is how it has gone so far ...
1 Jan 06
Nothing special occurred. CH is obviously planning something HUGE.

2 Jan 06
CH has taking to painting recently and he uses the most natural of all paints. He produces his own paint so you have to watch him fairly carefully. The agent of D.I.A.P.E.R. provides the palette for said paint and it creates a huge mess. Because of this the agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y. have been keeping and extra special eye on CH.

CH had just woken up from his daily nap. The nap serves to recharge his Hysteria powers without the nap he is sluggish and grumpy. After said nap he was off to find the Queen and Princess for they always have some new adventure to get into.

Apparently, CH was unhappy with them as the smell of Hysteria paint began to permeate the air. The agent of D.A.D.D.Y. goes to check the location of the smell along with the agents of W.I.P.E.S. and D.I.A.P.E.R. Expecting the usual Hysteria clean-up they were unprepared for what they found.

As they cornered the bed and headed to the CH's Crib, CH pops his head out and waves. CH's hand are covered with Hysteria paint. Upon closer inspection the agents learn that CH has spilled his paint on the bed and painted the crib. In quickly grabbing CH, the agent of D.A.D.D.Y. discovers that there is more paint on the ground. That paint is now the agent's foot.

Quick as a flash the agent scoops up CH and heads to the land of Bath. CH is cleaned, the agent's pants are cleaned and the bedding, floor and crib are clean.

If you remember, CH has been banned from the land of Bath due to the Toilet of Terror. So as soon as he is cleaned up and ready to go, the first thing he does is grab Sarah's skate and attempt to recreate the ToT. The agent reacts quickly and is able to grab the Sarah's skate from its new swimming pool.

After all this, every thing now cleaned-up and back and order. What does CH have to say for himself?

"Ad he bul my fe ger"

I don't know what it means. The closest translation I can find is "Daddy, pull my finger."

It's only second day of the new year ... this doesn't bode too well for the rest of the year.

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