Sunday, December 18, 2005
Nuking the Bear of Care
From henceforth we shall reserve the weekends for past tales of Captain Hysteria. We begin this week with ...
Nuking the Bear of Care
In the land of Kenzie, the queen has taking a special liking to the Bears of Care. These special animals spend there time spreading love and friendship by staring the world via their little tummies. The Queen of Kenzie is so taken by these creatures that she has been known to roam about and occasionally sticking out her tummy to stare an occassional grumpy gus.
Queen Kenzie love of the BoC is aided and abetted by Nona. Nona is a veteran agent of M.O.M.M.Y. who made it her goal to share the BoC with Queen Kenzie, Princess Gwen of Dolynn, and our beloved Captain Hysteria. Last year (or maybe the year before) right about this time, Nona delivered to Queen Kenzie the BoC of Song. BoCoS filled the land with such tunes as "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" and "The Wheels on the Bus." BoCoS had always sang on cue (as it was supposed to), however over the last few months, BoCoS had become possessed and sang whenever it desired.
After rediscovering the possessed BoCoS, Captain Hysteria developed a kinship with this particular BoC. It causd CH much distress that BoCoS would not perform on cue. Realizing that throwing BoCoS across the room was not fixing said malady, CH decided to take a more high tech approach.
CH slipped past the agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y. and into the room of Kitch. The room of Kitch, he grabbed the chair and popped in front of Mike Wave and in went CoBoS.
Nuking the Bear of Care
In the land of Kenzie, the queen has taking a special liking to the Bears of Care. These special animals spend there time spreading love and friendship by staring the world via their little tummies. The Queen of Kenzie is so taken by these creatures that she has been known to roam about and occasionally sticking out her tummy to stare an occassional grumpy gus.
Queen Kenzie love of the BoC is aided and abetted by Nona. Nona is a veteran agent of M.O.M.M.Y. who made it her goal to share the BoC with Queen Kenzie, Princess Gwen of Dolynn, and our beloved Captain Hysteria. Last year (or maybe the year before) right about this time, Nona delivered to Queen Kenzie the BoC of Song. BoCoS filled the land with such tunes as "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" and "The Wheels on the Bus." BoCoS had always sang on cue (as it was supposed to), however over the last few months, BoCoS had become possessed and sang whenever it desired.
After rediscovering the possessed BoCoS, Captain Hysteria developed a kinship with this particular BoC. It causd CH much distress that BoCoS would not perform on cue. Realizing that throwing BoCoS across the room was not fixing said malady, CH decided to take a more high tech approach.
CH slipped past the agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y. and into the room of Kitch. The room of Kitch, he grabbed the chair and popped in front of Mike Wave and in went CoBoS.
BEEP! BEEP!
and Mike Wave began to hum into life.
SNAP! CRACKLE! POP!
went BoCoS. Agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y sprang into action mere second after the BEEP! BEEP! saving BoCoS from the most horrible that one minute with Mike Wave could bring. Seeing the agents in action, CH hopped off the chair and dash into Kidroom as the agents pulled the smoking (but still living) BoCoS out of Mike Wave.
Although, his method was extreme, CH has cured BoCoS of the possession. The side effect of the treatment robbed BoCoS of its voice and now it sits silent and unpossessed.
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