The All True Adventures of the Agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y

There are 4 different language in the land. There is English which is spoken by the agents of M.O.M.M.Y and D.A.D.D.Y. There is BizarroSpeak spoken by the land of Dolynn. There is KenzieSpeak spoken only in the land of Kenzie and Hysteria spoken only by Captain Hysteria. All languages are a variant of English (or at least we think they are) and PG, CH, and QK all understand English (or at least we think they do).

As far as we can decipher, Hysteria is this sing song language where almost everything has a songlike quality. There is Daaaa-Deeee Daaaa-Deeeeee which is used to summon the agent of D.A.D.D.Y. The is Noooo-Ohh-Ohhh which equates to NO in English.

If you are familiar with Superman, then you might be familiar with BizarroSpeak. With BizarroSpeak what you think you are saying in English is the exact opposite. So if you say, "Don't close the door," what you will get is Princess Gwen slamming and locking the door. If you say, "Don't ask me again," then PG will ask you at least 3 more times.

Now KenzieSpeak is the most bizarre of all the languages because it vaguely resembles English however you just don't understand stand it. An example would be: "I don't want to watch Poppins more. I want to watch Man Tel." This clearly means is "I don't want to watch Mary Poppins any more. I want to watch Man Tel."

WHAT IS MAN TEL? I don't know, so let's ask.

YOUR HUMBLE REPORTER: Man Tel?
QUEEN McKENZIE: Uh huh
YHR: You mean Montel? (Maybe the Montel Williams Show)
QM: No, Man Tel. The movie ... the moss who trying to find his famlee.
YHR: Moss?
QM: Yes, Man Tel : The movie with the moss.
YHR: Moss? What's a moss?
QM: Moss? It has a tel?
YHR: Tel? Oh.. A tail! Man Tail?
QM: Yes, A Man Tail!
YHR: A Man Tail? Not Man Tel ....
YHR: OH!!! American Tail with Fivel, the mouse who is trying to find his family.