The All True Adventures of the Agents of M.O.M.M.Y. and D.A.D.D.Y

Captain Hysteria stands poised in the fridge. He approaches the entity know as M.O.M.M.Y. with a block which he plans to fill with chocolate milk. He gets 3 squirts in the block before M.O.M.M.Y intervenes. His big plot is foiled, but he emerges victorious with chocolate syrup on his finger and laughes in the face of M.O.M.M.Y.

He approaches your noble reporter with chocolate on his fingers. The reporter bends down to observe the little mena ... hero and the Chocolate Fingers of DOOM are shoved into the mouth of the reporter as the "Daddy. Daddy. Daddy" song begins and CH goes off to bother the Great Animal Music Band.

While tormenting the Great Animal Band with the Block of Chocolate (which has now become a Hat of Chocolate), CH decides to try his great chocolatety plan again. Caught in the act by M.O.M.M.Y. , CH flees with great chocolatety Hysteria speed.

CH has now returned to let loose the great Hysteria cry and let fly the Great Hysteria Cup followed by the banshee scream of Hysteria. Unsnapping his Hysteria unitard, he flashes his Hysteria pecs honed from 2 years of great acts of Hysteria. The Agent of M.O.M.M.Y. delivers the Great Cup of Hysteria and a quiet falls on the land.